surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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songofages:

queenshulamit:

Never forget that “Deep Breath” had the villain escaping in a hot air balloon made entirely from brutally murdered people’s skin and that homophobes complained it was unsuitable for children not because of the skin balloon but because of lesbians kissing.

Or the fact that a robot has basically been dismembering then burning bodies for probably hundreds of years.

No, it’s the breath of life kiss they have problems with.

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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evensoitiswell:

rebekahlynnlove:

when I get married we’re having a buffet at the wedding and if any old ladies comment on how much food I’ve had I’ll say “don’t worry I’ll work it off tonight” *wink*

"Yeah, I’m just carb loading."

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ninjility:

mykindaboys:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

god fuckin dayum

THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME

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SS Marie Antoinette. Out of control repair Droids, cannibalizing human beings. I know this is familiar, but I just can’t seem to place it. Sister Ship of the Madame De Pompadour. Nope, not getting it.

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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

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lohanthony:

i swear to god there is a jennifer lawrence inside us all

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